best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
