Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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