i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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