***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
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