on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
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We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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