Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
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This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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