ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
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Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
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Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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