that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
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Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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