she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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