So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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