How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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