sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
Randomize