It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
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The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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