dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Randomize
