yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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