I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
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Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
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Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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