I heard we made out
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
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this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
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Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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