So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
my phone needs a breathalizer
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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