we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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