you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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