If that was your dad, he is hot
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
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OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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