I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
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i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms