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• (239): View more from Florida

  Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  we were pretty classy up until the second keg

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?

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• (818): View more from California

  Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.

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