this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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