Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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