I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
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did i walk over a car last night?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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