he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize