fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think I died a long time ago.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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