Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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