I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
send nudes
from the living room?
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