did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
A bitchslap is in order.
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