Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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