The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I understand Curling. That high.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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