i just google imaged poop.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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