I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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