Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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