Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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