But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
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