I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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