Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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