He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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