I cockslap morals
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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