you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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