Buhtt sex?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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