i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
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I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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