if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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