D3 body, D1 cock
I wish I could teleport
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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