now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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