sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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