i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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