I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
grandma shit on top of the toilet
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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