Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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