drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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