you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
