just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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